Over four bucks a gallon and climbing! There is going to be Secratary's givin' blow jobs just to get enough money to put gas in there car to get to work. Drive thru windows at burger joints will become empty. Why? We sat on our ass to long people.
A 80 C.I. Harley gets about 22 miles to a gallon in town. 26 if you ride it like Grandma. Who helped us get there? Uncle Bush and his band of war mongers. Saddam was no threat to us. The Rag heads got luckey with 911. That Escalade you paid 50K for sure looks nice sitting in the driveway. 13 miles to a gallon you might be able to afford to drve it to the corner store once and a while. Bikers are a diffrent though.
A goldwing gets about 33 in town and about 45 on the hiway. Now to something I know will piss every body off! Motorized Bicycles! Yea that's right folks. The Japs and Chineese have been riding them for years! 150 mpg. easy to park, way smaller than a car,there the coming thing for the U.S. and you have no choice. Well there is the city transit system. We who have ridden it for a while lovingly call it "the fuckin' bus".
It's cheap to ride. 85 cents for now, It will get you there, sooner or later. Going by Starbucke for that morning brew? Mc Nasty's for a Mc Biscut? Sorry, The Fuckin' bus don't stop there. In a hurry? Tough shit it goes one speed, slow. Take your umbrella cause the "Bus stop" ain't covered, most of them anyway so when it's raining you get wet. That Navigator you have won't be worth shit because no one will buy it. Wonder haw many bicycles a Navigator will make? On one tank of gas for an Escalade I can ride across the whole fuckin' country twice. And now a look at your future. These are from the places on the net.
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